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Axel

Hi I'm a swede

kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

  • demon:

    i possessed you

  • me:

    get the fuck out

  • demon:

    damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

  • me:

    shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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